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mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
raikagay:

oh man the new borderlands game looks so good

raikagay:

oh man the new borderlands game looks so good

snorlaxatives:

does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

solluxspooky:

WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS BACK

solluxspooky:

WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS BACK

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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happiest:

does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day

jonborg123:

blinkpinkinc:

tevinterimperiums:

meteorprince:

bruhdidas:

bootykage:

dualchainz:

ittybitsy:

wannabeanimator:

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - Official Trailer (2015)

i cant believe this

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

not gonna lie this is gonna suck probably

How did spongebob forget what humans were as if he ain’t meet David hasslehoff

this isnt gonna suck it looks sSO GOOD 

Y’all don’t know what you’re talkin about this movie is gonna be GREAT just look at it its a SPONGEBOB movie its great by default + you’re talkin like spongebob follows some great overarching canon have you even seen the show theres episodes where people blow up n their arms pop off and you know once patrick got packaged in a goddamn tuna can but none of y’all complain about how episodes with patrick still came after THAT come on bruh

….. is that goddamn antonio banderas??

wait spongebob is ending?