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i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
one step closer to taking over the world
fox news hates me, i’ve made it
the founder of tumblr likes this, i’ve made it
Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
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what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate